Please answer my question thanks.Hey guys! i could really use some advice. What is everything you should know in 6th grade? Thank you!?
Everything your teachers and parents impart to you. A sixth grader is only about 11 yrs old...not expected to be a rocket scientist.Hey guys! i could really use some advice. What is everything you should know in 6th grade? Thank you!?
check the rules. you are too young for this. 6th grade is easy.
be urself n make the rite friends
That 7th grade is harder than 6th.
That was a while ago, but I'll try to help you.
Make sure you wear deodorant and take regular showers (every day or every other day)
Make lots of friends, be outgoing and and talk... you'll thank yourself in high school (even though friends sometimes change as you get older)
keep a diary.
stay close too your parents/guardians.
don't go on the computer too much.
do your homework.
do some chores.
have fun.
wear deodorant. do your school work, dont develop procrastination habits
You should know that there's more to life. Don't care so much about what people think. You won't even REMEMBER your 6th grade year when you get into high school and college... unless you met your soulmate or something... so you can do pretty much anything you want.
And study hard! If you start middle school with good grades, you'll be put into advanced classes in high school, and you'll get into a good college.
Also... make a lot of friends. Try to start making a lot of friends in other schools as well so when you get to high school, you'll know a lot of people and have a great social experience. (Plan ahead!)
Oh, and if you get a detention, it isn't the end of the world. But if you get more than a few, I'd tone it down a bit.
Pretty much just have fun! :]
like what? like health or like education?...what do you mean?
Work hard while your young so you don't have to when you get old.
don't worry!!! jeez, but i wrote a school survival guide. i'm pasting it.
Buses
They are dirty, messy, and full of brain damaged lunatics
Sit where you are supposed to and only talk to the person next to you or close by.
You look like an idiot turning around to talk to someone so stay facing forward and butt on the stupid seat
Someone…might…chuck something at you. just ignore it
Sixth graders are really annoying, just every once in a while tell them to shut up
Seating arrangement is sometimes undecided, so just stick to the sixth graders up front, seventh in middle and eighth in back
Basically, follow all the rules :P
Gym CLASS
Prepare for it, cause you don’t want to come looking stupid and weak
The games you will play are your normal activities- no dodge ball like in movies, no crazy fights or pantsing [okay, there is that]
PLAY FAIR, no one wants an idiot who likes to cheat
When in doubt, you are out. I’m serious, just go sit out!!!!
Try hard, don’t just sit there. No matter how much you stink your team still needs something and most of the time you will get a lucky shot
Your test are an array of 5 to 30 questions that are mostly multiple choice. So do a brief overview of your notebook and you are good!!
Track Running
You can practice this gym activity at home
When running, still BREATHE
When you feel sick and are sweating- THAT IS GOOD
Try you best, because you don’t want to look like the fatty who comes in last place
don’t brag about your place, or complain- doing either shows that you didn’t deserve it
King Pin and Kickball
For king pin, make sure to remember the [DCT] Duck, Catch and Toss routine
You can guard the ‘pin’ but having 12 people around it shows you are retarded and way too into the game
OMG! The stupid girls in the corner screaming or talking- move your butts and work!!!
KICKBALL NOW
I don’t care if the Jerseys look ugly or smell just put them on [oh, and for the blonds- the stretchy part goes on your stomach and your head goes through the hole]
When you switch around please don’t cheat and go up ahead. We all want to kick, but if you got out you should and HAVE to wait your turn
For the best kicking technique- don’t start straight out there, go to the side and run and kick it at an angle, this way it goes either to the floor or over and heads near the third base or first base where not many people are
Basketball
Focus is key
Have as much fun as possible
Wait your turn in knock out
When guarding someone, try to do your best but don’t be some dog and look scary
Health Class
Get over it
Just do it
Anymore?
Oh, DO YOUR STINKING HOMEWORK!
Key Apps
Basically you are typing on the computer
Even if you don’t ‘feel’ like it, do your lessons- because before you know it you will have an overload to do
On timed writings, try your best and watch what you do. If you aren’t sure this is the right key, then review in your mind the keyboard [memorizing the keyboard would help]
Okay, trying to ‘secretly’ peak at the board is stupid. Just DO it and if he asks why, tell him that you aren’t in home position
Study Hall
Isn’t this great? Time to lay back and finish your homework or read a book or chat if allowed
Use this to your advantage! You only get so many SH’s for one time!!!
Always have a book with you, just in case
If the computers are unavailable, accept it. you shouldn’t have left that to the last minute or maybe you can just drop in during lunch
Art
Simple enough, you don’t need to be perfect but just need to do what she says
Plan ahead, some projects look easy but take a long time
Bring all your supplies, you never know when you need them
If you follow the instructions the teacher gives you, you have a better chance in acing the class
Foreign Language
This is not a joke!
Pay attention, this stuff can lead you anywhere
When you aren’t sure what’s on a test, then it’s EVERYTHING
Practice at least 7 minutes a day- this can be on the bus, during lunch, or even during dinner
Keep all the papers you do, but be organized!!
Respect your teacher, it’s hard speaking a second language to begineers
Don’t act like the spoiled brat who knows everything, cause face it YOU DONT
Social Studies
A travel through time? Uncovering mysterious discoveries?
Just do the work, it’s pretty easy
Test coming up? STUDY. Anything can be on there- details, details, details!
This class might get boring, so I suggest paying more attention
Be respectful in classes- don’t pass notes during the movies or stuff. It’s rude and makes you look like you are high or something.
Okay, I understand totally if you get bored. I suggest doing what I do- try drawing out what he is saying. So if the teacher says “the pyramids were built a long time ago by hand” draw the big triangle.
Science
More fun then you expect
Bring all you need for this class
Always review the basics!!
For lab experiments, you should be patient. When working in a group, be nice but if someone is seriously out of wack, slap them back into place
Like S.S., details are big!
So you have an binder jammed pack with crap. Just clean it out. Keep basic info and toss out doodles and stuff. Ask teacher first though
Math
Teachers are meticulous about this!
Show you work, always!
Do it the way the teacher taught you [trust me, if she notices you loose points ]
Don’t use your calculator unless your checking your work
If you have trouble, you SHOULD ask the teacher. Not your parents!
Language Arts
This subject is able to let you outside some boundaries
Always always have a pencil and paper
If you aren’t sure about grammer or something, raise your hand
Lunch
Your whole life can be determined by who you sit with- so choose wisely!!
Table not big enough? Ask another smaller group to trade and tell them about how they are better off there
Next to some idiots? Not a problem, tell someone about it.
When called from your group to eat- no matter how hungry you are do not run up there like you are about to die! You look like a complete idiot
At your table, for respect, don’t complain about how hungry you are
Forgot your ID? Get over it and save a whale
Lunch [the food]
BLECH!
It’s convenient?? Whatever
Rule of thumb- if you can’t pronounce it, can’t determine it’s color, and is coming inside some weird object of odd shape= DO NOT EAT IT!
Extras are cool, but don’t get too many or you will look stupid/ fat [meaning four of them]
The food here can be disgusting, it usually takes 3-5 days of eating the same thing till you are okay with it
So, there is nothing you like there? Get a salad, even though it’s like wax it can be okay. Or get something else and eat what you like
After School
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
That explain it?
After school study hall is odd as it sounds, it's hosted in the library till 4:10
Late bus, omg! This is most terrifying. KNOW WHAT BUS YOU ARE ON!!
Whenever you have the chance, get your parent to pick you up
Be nice to the late bus driver. It’s late and we all want to be home
If you are in a club, have fun!! And try new things.
The Cliques of Middle School
[in order from greatest to smallest]
Popular
Cool
Wanna gonna be’s
Wanna be’s
Above Average
Normal
Passer-by’s
Band Buddies
Teacher’s pets
Exchange students
Broadway performers
Brats
Anime lovers
Nerds/Geeks
Weirdoes/losers
Fads
Purses- seriously, if you aren’t going to use don’t get one
Cussing- you are mentally disabled if you enjoy cussing. Kids all over the world are being ABUSED by this language by their families and if you use it, you are just as revolting
Dying your hair- please ask a parent before hand, and come on- love who you are!!
Gum- if you have braces, don’t!! Other than that, join it. just don’t get so obsessed that you buy huge boxes
For those quick fads, don’t trust them. When you walk in wearing that trendy item, it would have been ‘so five days ago’
Create your own. Bring tic tacs, wear headbands, put scrunchies on your ankles! Have fun!
The Do’s…
Do be nice to others, they’ll be nice to you
Do try your best, it comes in hand sometimes
Do try new things, you might come across your favorite thing in the world
Do Listen before speaking, words are hurtful
Do notice yourself, you will most likely change
Do try to realize who you are affecting, you can loose someone who could have been truly amazing
Do keep the old friends, you liked them for a reason
Do be yourself, some people will come to appreciate your true blue self
Do your homework, because people will look at that and make a fake image of you or love you
…and Don’ts
Don’t pick a fight, you will loose
Don’t go around spazzing, you look retarded
Don’t play guys like candy, that’s called a whore
Don’t text [cell phone] during class, you will get kicked out of school and what’s so important anyway?
Don’t wear clothes that make you a slut
Don’t disobey the rules, or else you’ll DIE! Moo ha ha!
Don’t complain about stupid things, seriously don’t
Don’t talk about people behind their backs, they will get you and you will blame it on them when it’s your fault
Don’t worry about popularity, it only matters in high school
Dating
It’s stupid
Do you really thing you are going to fall in love at this age?
So omg, you broke up. Big deal, you shouldn’t have dated in the first place
It isn’t that cool
Omg, you like someone. Big whoop, it’s called a CRUSH
But if you happen to get caught up in this, I say take it slow and please, please don’t discuss this with people. Some don’t want to hear about how you mooched some poor guy till he choked
And if you do break up, I still say get over it
Don’t live off of dating, it’s a bad life
Choose wisely
If you can’t stick with a guy for more than a week, then maybe [okay, you SHOULDN’T] be dating at all
Teachers
There are a lot of teacher types
1- mean. They aren’t really mean, just stricter and expect more. REACH for those expectations, go the extra mile to satisfy their hunger
2- childish. Don’t get too caught up. You need to learn something in these classes so fooling around is not so good
3- fun yet effective. The perfect ones. You will love them.
These aspects apply to substitutes too. Don’t take advantage of them. They can get back at you!
Teachers mean business, so don’t talk crap about them and don’t talk it to them!
Nurse
A world of cough drops, really
Got a pain? Get over it- that paper cut is a cut, just wash it out yourself!
It’s harder then it looks being a nurse. You aren’t just sticking band aids on and force feeding cough drops, you are helping those who really need it
Before heading to the nurse, remember what the problem is or you will look like you are skipping class
Speaking of which, it’s nice but have a reasonable explanation- like “headache, my mom told me to just take some Advil” easy as breathing
Library
Tranquility and what not
Be nice- other people are there to read, not talk
Don’t be an idiot and stroll in there just to hold a conversation. It’s rude and insulting and just makes people hate you
Get what you need done, DONE I SAY!
The computers and SUPER slow so I suggest checking the home ones if you are looking for a book
Turn in overdue books, it is so annoying when you don’t
The staff there are nice, but don’t expect to be friends
Drills
OMG!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE!
Most people get all mad about the sound or are thinking it’s real. STEP ONE, just relax
There are 4 types of drills. Fire you escape the building silently. Storm and intruder you lock the doors and hide in the corner. Lastly, lock down.
Lock Down then send out specially trained dogs to search for drugs in lockers. Don’t sit there in your class staring out the window, just do what you are told
So your locker was picked, it was 89% chance it was a sharpie
Lockers and Hallways
Your locker is your own personal space, yet it has it’s limits
Junk in the locker don’t mix, so don’t do it! got some random papers? There is a trashcan outside!!!
You can decorate it, but doing outrageous things shows how weird you are [i.e. wallpaper, mirror, pencil sharpener and artsy fartsy photos]
Keep it neat- 1 time a week clean out your locker as in putting up those textbooks, throwing that trash away, and taking home your coat
The hallways stop for NO ONE
If you drop sometime, you aren’t going to get it back
Go with the flow, it’s a conga line of no return. The flow is like roads, one side goes forward, the other side does the opposite. Stick to it!
You can talk but you will probably miss 1 to 3 minutes off your passing period. Trust me, you NEED that time. So chat and walk!
Tests and finals
Test and Finals are different from quizzes. They are a little tougher.
So I admit it, you don’t need to study late into the night but you should still study or...cram
Check for your name! ALWAYS!!
Take a stab at extra credit
Bring an extra pencil and eraser!!
Check front and back sides to the paper [those are the tricky ones!]
Essay? Just deep breath and think about. Figure out what you want to say, and then add some spice. The teachers love the spice.
Forgot an eraser? Rubber bands work
See What I Mean
See? Those popular girls are sluts, and teachers aren’t really that mean. You are here worrying about how your life is going down the tubes, but really it’s not! You should really stop thinking about your middle school life as your future, and think of it as a starting point for a race. No re-do’s, it’s just 1 lap [so much easier], and you only have a little competition…
…After the experience
It’s high school, and you are down deep. You spent your middle school life being an idiot- sticking to gay fads, worrying about friends, and letting your grades drop. Well, you are in a pickle! And, ha ha, it’s all your fault. I told you Jr. High was a time to grow, not try to up your life. It all came down to high school, someplace a guide can’t help you- only the basic do’s and don’ts
BUT WAIT!
Toughie Situations 101
What to do, and how for those tricky mess ups and how-to’s
You fell down this huge flight of stairs
Once you have fallen, slowly get up!! You could be hurt and getting up fast makes you dizzy
So your stuff is sprawled everywhere, since people will be staring, quickly snatch the supplies. But you won’t be getting most of it back
Crack a joke if you want like “do not try this at home, kids!”
Deep breath and continue with a smile. Not a crack head smile, but that “nothing happened, just going my way” look
If someone has offered to help you, thank them and tell them you owe them. Because you don’t see these people often!
You forgot your homework at home
Relax, happens all the time
Do you have a ‘late pass’? If not then accept it. it’s late, you should have checked before you left
Before the bell rings, in class, go directly to the teacher [make sure he/she isn’t talking] and tell them the simple explanation. They don’t want a speech, just the facts
Suggestions to make it sweet= “Hi ___, I accidentally left my homework at home, would you like me to leave the room while you grade? Or do you want it tomorrow morning?”
When sitting there without your homework, you have the right not to talk about it. just roll your eyes and say stop
Immediately when home, put it in your backpack!
You didn’t even DO your homework
anyway- on the way to school plan it out. How much to do? How long will it take?
Times you can work: study times, freetime, lunch.
Work as fast. Tell your friends ahead of time that you CAN NOT be disturbed
At lunch, if you can, avoid a big lunch and if possible, head to the library with a pass
You’ve been crying and your face is red
Nothing make up can’t do
Can’t use any?
Deep breaths and soak some cloth in hot water and pat your face. Then dry it off and keep breathing
If you are on your way to class, snatch a tissue and sneeze a lot during class and speak in that nasal voice saying ‘you don’t feel well’
Or walk into class, purposely hit a chair and yell, “OW!!! Dang nab it, who left their chair out?!”
If you are on the bus, take out a book and cover the title. And if anyone asks, the main character [take a glance in book] is breaking up with Clarinda. The title of the book is Broken Hearts on Midnight Beach.
You are sick but the nurse didn’t help
Chill
If it’s a headache, then drink something, and close your eyes after a while of reading. When doing math, do a problem then relax
If stomach ache, you are probably hungry or you got to go to the bathroom. So just wait
If it’s both, after a period go back to the nurse and tell her the medicine didn’t hurt, and that you can’t go on. Just kidding, but do tell her that it hasn’t helped
You are running on 5 or less hours of sleep
When you get to school, splash water on your face. Make sure it’s cold first. Then dry your face off
Ask for some gum and chew it constantly
Get with a hyper person and start singing songs and jumping for about 5 minutes
Get fruit for lunch
Remind yourself tostay awake. If needed, get a buddy to pinch you awake constantly.
If you feel tired during class, go sharpen your pencil.
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